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Be merciful until you can’t be.
Until you feel your heart begin to harden
into a bullet.
Then use that bullet.”
— Clementine von Radics (via byeeeeeeeeeeeeee)
i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress
“Do not trifle with Satan’s child when food is on her plate” - Nick Offerman
behind-the-scenes pictures from Rolling Stone’s visit to the Parks and Recreation set (x)
"She never thought the toilet paper roll would fight back." [jesst]
what are ferrets even MADE of?????
50% slink 50% floof